That blows my mind.
@lowqualityfacts Joke's on you. Dinosaurs have been around as recently as my 3rd grade teacher. ๐Ÿ˜œ

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Cleopatra must have been really old when she meet Mark Antony.

@lowqualityfacts Thatโ€˜s right. The Pyramids were a monument to celebrate humanityโ€˜s victory in the long Dinosaur Wars. They started with the assasination of Cleopatra by a sneaky Triceratops spy.
@krystman I bet on the dinosaurs winning and lost a load on polymarket @lowqualityfacts
@lowqualityfacts Only if all birds disappear very soon.
@lowqualityfacts Oh, I didn't know this one.

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I can't believe it.

I'll be forever grateful to you. You're saving me from all the bullshits they taught me at school. Damn teachers...

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*furrows brow*

Is this another one of those posts to make me feel old?

@lowqualityfacts Instead of Low Quality Facts, did you ever think of Low-Information Epistles?
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Thought you were gonna say dinosaurs built the pyramids