Alesandro Ortiz 🇵🇷🏳️🌈
Lorenzo Franceschi-BicchieraiNEW: The FBI said it is investigating a hack on its networks.
The breach affected the FBI's systems to manage wiretaps and surveillace requests, according to CNN.
Sharon of the Strange Times@lorenzofb nah, it’s just some asshole idiot they hired who was vibe coding and f-ed up.
Mercurial@lorenzofb go hackers! hack away hack away!!! (hack hack)
Crystal_Fish_Caves@lorenzofb which systems are being hacked? the ones when they use signal and invite journalists? or when they talk secret plans at a restaurant? or behind curtains at a public club??
👊🇺🇸🔥@Crystal_Fish_Caves @lorenzofb Or when the secretary of defense shares classified information with uncleared family members that aren't government employees. Or when a national security advisor uses a Signal clone run by Israeli intelligence that backs up all the classified conversations he's having in plaintext.
Walt Wooton@lorenzofb
My first thought is of DOGE. 🤷
My first thought is of DOGE. 🤷
5tormGr0m@lorenzofb It was planned by Trump to give access for Putin... his BFF from some island.
US cybersecurity agency CISA reportedly in dire shape amid Trump cuts and layoffs | TechCrunch
Under the first year of the Trump administration, the U.S. cyber agency CISA has faced cuts, layoffs, and furloughs, as bipartisan lawmakers and cybersecurity industry sources say the agency is unprepared to handle a crisis.
Bill Taroli 
@lorenzofb That’s an irony alert if I ever saw one.
@lorenzofb If Krosseyed Kash spent less time being a beer-chugging frat boy...this probably still would've happened because that wouldn't fix him being an idiot.
nanowizBomb of a different kind