@geekysteven
“Your ‘Check Engine’ light is on.”
“Mm-hmm.”
“Typically that’s an indicator to, you know, check your engine.”
“It’s fine. It’s been on for, like, a month.”
“Well, actually, that would be all the more reason to, you know, check your engine.”
“Sheldon, it’s fine.”
“If it were fine, the light wouldn’t be on. That’s why the manufacturer installed that light, to let you know it’s not fine.”
“Uh, maybe the light’s broken.”
“Is there a ‘Check the Check Engine Light’ light?”