If only there was a thing that could be worn to prevent inhaling/exhaling contaminated air in shared spaces. Like a snug face covering with filters. Pfffttt! Who’s ever heard of such a concept?! What a preposterous notion that people could reduce virus spread by covering the gross face holes where viruses spew out and get sucked in, riiiiiiiiight?!

https://www.blogto.com/travel/2026/03/toronto-flight-measles/

Surely viruses should be disarmed by charming exposed smiles instead! Virus particulates ought to just fall to the ground from the gleam of beaming toothy grins! Did you get infected? Maybe you didn’t smile enough? 💫Positive vibes only💫 💀