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Dabiddo Feb 6

@SecondeJ, have you tried Rust? I thin i saw a guide a few months ago about someone doing a rust function and exposing it as a php extension

Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta Feb 6

@dabiddo @SecondeJ https://github.com/Ocramius/experimenting-with-rust-php-extensions/blob/cd2370e9cb785cd4ffd1e1c1d6b8e79f58c71af1/README.md

experimenting-with-rust-php-extensions/README.md at cd2370e9cb785cd4ffd1e1c1d6b8e79f58c71af1 · Ocramius/experimenting-with-rust-php-extensions

Proprietary playground for trying out PHP extensions in Rust, with a 100% reproducible build infrastructure - Ocramius/experimenting-with-rust-php-extensions

GitHub

James Seconde Feb 19

@ocramius @dabiddo

Rust mostly blows my head off, so not sure how much success I'd have here

Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta Feb 19

@SecondeJ @dabiddo yeah, but then at least you get compiler assisted "you're wrong" rather than HAHA SIGSEGV

Steve Grunwell Feb 20

@ocramius @SecondeJ @dabiddo I'm tired, so I read this as "HAHA SIX SEVEN!" and now cannot unsee it

Ben Ramsey Feb 20

@stevegrunwell @ocramius @SecondeJ @dabiddo “Six seven” is basically what the system is saying to you when it segfaults.

Also, are you in elementary school? 🤪

Steve Grunwell Feb 20

@ramsey @ocramius @SecondeJ @dabiddo no, but I live with someone who is.

Parenting is weird.

Ben Ramsey Feb 20

@stevegrunwell @ocramius @SecondeJ @dabiddo My wife (my wife) is an elementary school art teacher, and since 6-7 has no real meaning, the kids are always trying to find creative ways to use it as a response or reaction to anything.

@ramsey @stevegrunwell @ocramius @dabiddo

James Seconde Feb 25

WHY ARE THE KIDS GOING AROUND SAYING SIX SEVEN, even my own child is doing it, it's driving me bananas

Ben Ramsey Feb 25

@SecondeJ @stevegrunwell @ocramius @dabiddo James, that’s the point.

@ramsey @stevegrunwell @ocramius @dabiddo

if (6/7 !=== true) {
echo "bollocks";
}

@SecondeJ @ramsey @ocramius @dabiddo Parse error: syntax error, unexpected token "=" on line 1

@stevegrunwell @ramsey @ocramius @dabiddo

I do devrel now, I'm shit at code

@SecondeJ @ramsey @ocramius @dabiddo even if you had the right number of equal signs, 6/7 (0.857143) would never be strictly equal to the Boolean TRUE, so the conditional would always pass.

You'd might as well just echo "bollocks" and be done with it 😉

Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta Feb 26

@stevegrunwell @SecondeJ @ramsey @dabiddo ok boomer

@ocramius @SecondeJ @ramsey @dabiddo ah yes, the legendary boomer born in 1987, just as the prophecy foretold!! 😅

Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta Feb 26

@stevegrunwell obviously joking, eh 😅

@ocramius the true boomers were the friends we made along the way!

Ben Ramsey Feb 26

@stevegrunwell @ocramius I can attest that Steve is a gen xer born out of time. He always dresses like he came of age in the early to mid 90s.

@ramsey @stevegrunwell @ocramius

grmpyprogrammer Feb 26

@grmpyprogrammer @ramsey @ocramius I'm literally wearing jeans, a graphic tee (with a subversive message, at that!) and a flannel today. Ben's not wrong 😅

grmpyprogrammer Feb 26

@stevegrunwell @ramsey @ocramius As an actual GenXer all I can say is your lame clothing choices don’t make you part of the Most Ignored Generation Ever

@grmpyprogrammer @ramsey @ocramius I'm sorry, did you say something? 😘

grmpyprogrammer Feb 26

@stevegrunwell @ramsey @ocramius Maybe you need hearing aids like I have now

@grmpyprogrammer @ramsey @ocramius nah, my hearing is fine, I just wasn't paying attention. So many other, sexier* generations were holding my attention 😉

* Who are we kidding? GenX is/was hot as hell

@stevegrunwell @grmpyprogrammer @ramsey @[email protected]'

The best thing is seeing all this. This is the real internet. This is people. These are people I know! And they're beefing about generations!* Maybe there is some antidote to the dead internet theory.

*also sorry fuck boomers across the entire western world for many reasons across multiple governments of multiple nations because fuck em

@stevegrunwell @grmpyprogrammer @ramsey

Also, my genuine badge of honor is @ramsey absolutely insisting online and in person calling me "James". If you can, please ditch the fucking freaks in charge there so I can travel back to the US to be silly with you.

SaraMG Mar 4

@SecondeJ @stevegrunwell @grmpyprogrammer @ramsey Wait... do you not like being called James? Honestly asking, don't wanna be rude.

Derick Rethans Mar 4

@saramg @SecondeJ @stevegrunwell @grmpyprogrammer @ramsey His name on here is "James" though…

SaraMG Mar 4

@derickr @SecondeJ @stevegrunwell @grmpyprogrammer @ramsey Which is what my assumption is based on, but he's just provided what would appear to be a challenge to that assumption. Thus a request from the only person who's opinion matters on the topic.

James Seconde Mar 4

@saramg @derickr @stevegrunwell @grmpyprogrammer @ramsey it is almost a meme at this point. It's the way ben says it

SaraMG Mar 4

@SecondeJ @derickr @stevegrunwell @grmpyprogrammer @ramsey So just... don't sound like Ben.

Hrmmm... Don't imitate a 5'2" Southern dude with a surprisingly baritone voice. Hrmmm...

Ben Ramsey Mar 4

@saramg @SecondeJ @derickr @stevegrunwell @grmpyprogrammer I’m 5’6”, I’ll have you know!

Derick Rethans Mar 4

@ramsey @saramg @SecondeJ @stevegrunwell @grmpyprogrammer Shorty 😂

Joe Ferguson Mar 4

Hello, fellow tall people. @derickr @ramsey @saramg @SecondeJ @stevegrunwell @grmpyprogrammer

James Seconde Mar 5

@joepferguson @derickr @ramsey @saramg @stevegrunwell @grmpyprogrammer there is nothing wrong with being 5 6, that's my exact height!

Steve Grunwell Mar 5

@SecondeJ @joepferguson @derickr @ramsey @saramg @grmpyprogrammer if only you were 13 inches taller 😉

Ben Ramsey Mar 5

@stevegrunwell @SecondeJ @joepferguson @derickr @saramg @grmpyprogrammer We’re only 1 inch short of 67” though.