Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta

@ocramius
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OSS maintainer, Laminas, Mezzio, Roave, previously ZendFramework, Doctrine (ORM) Project.

IT Consultant / software architect for a living.

Daily curse of @nyunyu

GitHubhttps://github.com/Ocramius
Old Twitter Accounthttps://twitter.com/ocramius
Bloghttps://ocramius.github.io/
Book a consulting session!https://calendar.app.google/QDyXgfQvM7YQ9vZS8

Hey folks 👋 , I'm available to hire!

💼 Part time, ~4h/day
⏳ Happy to work remote EU/UK/US
✅ I am a software team leader, Java/PHP/Rust/C/etc
🧑‍💼 Experience in avionics/finance/insurance/education/gov/+more

If you would like to talk more and see how I can help your team succeed, DM me and lets chat! 💬

So it begins.

Danish pension fund to dump US treasuries "The US is basically not a good credit and long-term the US government finances are not sustainable," says chief investment officer.

Europe holds $8 trillion in USA bonds and equities. This is just the beginning.

https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/danish-pension-fund-akademikerpension-to-exit-us-treasuries-93CH-4455284

#USA #Dump

GitHub's React rewrite is going just great.

If only HTML had a native way of creating tables, where columns could be evenly distributed. Imagine that!

#github

Slow long clap for #macron 👏

https://youtu.be/6Lvu6WPuRS0

French President Emmanuel Macron delivers speech at Davos Forum • FRANCE 24 English

YouTube

Yesterdays massive #phpstan release contains ~100 contributions of mine, most of them improving performance.

Report back how it works for you...
Also make sure your boss knows how to sponsor my efforts so I can keep improving your daily workflow.

https://phpc.social/@OndrejMirtes/115923527235389438

#ITWorldCup Day 42 - Quaterfinal: Match 2
PHP
45.4%
Python
54.6%
Poll ended at .

PHPStan 2.1.34 is out with two great advancements:

Optimized performance: between 25 % to 40 % faster times thanks to more caching and raw performance tweaks in code.
More precise analysis with Fibers (super-cool) on PHP 8.1+.
Upgrade today and let me know how it works for you!

Released: @roave /better-reflection 6.68.0

https://github.com/Roave/BetterReflection/releases/tag/6.68.0

Now comes with updated 2025 #php stubs.

Release 6.68.0 · Roave/BetterReflection

Release Notes for 6.68.0 Feature release (minor) 6.68.0 Total issues resolved: 0 Total pull requests resolved: 1 Total contributors: 1 dependencies,enhancement,renovate 1545: Update dependency j...

GitHub
100% tariff on the MM/DD/YY date format.
Finally a JS library upgrade that makes sense: https://blog.jquery.com/2026/01/17/jquery-4-0-0/
jQuery 4.0.0 | Official jQuery Blog

jQuery: The Write Less, Do More, JavaScript Library