B Thuronyi
Tom StaffordReviewing should be like jury service. You have a chance of being randomly selected, then the funder or journal calls up your institution and they have to give you two weeks off, or whatever, and you bash out as many reviews as you can in that time
Getting a complex revise and resubmit is like getting assigned to a murder trial. You call work: "Sorry, I'm out for the rest of the year"