@carkner wow, so much work, and so interesting! Hoping another attic box comes your way, but if not, have fun with the “what this means”! #Archives #Research #AcademicChatter

In which I won an award on the day of publication. Can you do that, too? #AcademicWriting #AcademicChatter #tbp

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My paper has won an award less than 12 hours after it was published.

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Is there such a miracle as funding for a "roll your own" PhD in EU, UK, Canada, NZ?

I'm finding that most funded PhDs in plant science are slanted towards computation (either bioinformatics or remote sensing or AI) and that's not my forte nor my interest. I'd really like to be able to construct a research topic of my own given I'm not finding what I'm hoping for in advertised PhDs.

I'll never know if I don't ask, right?

#AcademicChatter #Science #PlantScience #Botany #Pomology

An academic of my generation would have send Gandalf away for max. 3 years, because that’s how long academics can plan these days. #academicchatter

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xkn7cc6syz3pz56mzfn4zpp7/post/3mau2mn6stc2x
Nowadays, the LotR would have to be done in 2 years (plus 1 year maybe extra), because that’s as long as academics can plan in these days. #academicchatter

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Modelers are sure observationists have a higher publication rate than them; observationists are sure experimentalists have a higher publication rate than them; experimentalists are sure modelers have a higher publication rate then tham...
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In hindsight, they 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 lulling us into a false sense of security #AcademicChatter #throwback
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The machine is still stupid, most of the time - kai arzheimer

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I Can't Believe It's Not B̶u̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ Academic Spam - kai arzheimer

I get a lot of Academic Spam. Is this the next level?

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