Spotted in Burbank, CA

https://lemdro.id/post/37155268

CIA even has a manual for this, google CIA Simple Sabotage
CIA: no, not like that!

cry and sob hysterically

Is this supposed to be something im not doing already?

Selected quotations:

Act stupid

I’ve been training my whole life for this moment

And you didn’t even know it!

😉

 Cry and sob hysterically at every occasion

Me too!

It’s not an act for me.
And all I’ve got to do is act naturally…

Act stupid

Be as irritable as possible without getting yourself into trouble.

I was going to joke that Lieutenant Columbo was fighting fascism, but then I realized that his suspects were mostly wealthy assholes, and so that’s really not far off the mark.

cry and sob hysterically

See Dad, I knew my crippling depression would be useful someday and your assertion I should “just get over it” might have got me killed.

“cry and sob hysterically at every occasion”

That’s literally my elementary school years lol, I cried so much kids called me a “crybaby”

I didn’t know I was sabotaging school 💀