#google you are nothing but a #douchebag

https://www.sueddeutsche.de/magazin/nackte-zahlen-sexkolumne/schmutzige-fantasie-szm.83026

https://android-developers.googleblog.com/2026/03/a-new-era-for-choice-and-openness.html

"app stores that choose to participate in this optional program will have registered with us and so users who sideload them will have a more simplified installation flow (see graphic below). If a store chooses not to participate, nothing changes for them and they retain the same experience as any other sideloaded app on Android."