#google you are nothing but a #douchebag

https://www.sueddeutsche.de/magazin/nackte-zahlen-sexkolumne/schmutzige-fantasie-szm.83026

https://android-developers.googleblog.com/2026/03/a-new-era-for-choice-and-openness.html

"app stores that choose to participate in this optional program will have registered with us and so users who sideload them will have a more simplified installation flow (see graphic below). If a store chooses not to participate, nothing changes for them and they retain the same experience as any other sideloaded app on Android."

Wer oder was ist ein »Douchebag«?

Wissen Sie, was ein »Douchebag« ist? Am beliebtesten amerikanischen Schimpfwort lässt sich viel darüber ablesen, wie einst über die weibliche Sexualität gedacht wurde. Wobei: Wieso nur einst?

SZ Magazin
Welp, was talking with “my ex” and hadn’t realized what a douchbag he is until now. While I am/was very attracted to him, he’s starting to turn me off. Told him off last night and went to have a drink(unusual for me) and to hear some live music. Would rather be alone/single. #douchebag #singlelife

Thank you, #TSN, for giving me another opportunity to appreciate just how much I fucking #hate listening to Luke Willson during #CFL broadcasts. The Grey Cup, yet.

#LukeWillson #argh #moron #idiot #SelfImportant #DoucheBag #commentator #sports #football #GreyCup

Hell's population +1

#DickCheney #douchebag #USPol

ROFLMAO

MAGAt gestapo thug gets arrested for DUI« doesn't have any identification, whines about being separated from family...

Try not to die from schadenfreude.

https://youtu.be/3ZtVUG6l780

#TurdReich #MAGAt #gestapo #ICE #nazi #douchebag #USPol

Had to walk youngest to bus stop, about shy of 1/4mile from here.

Yesterday a swastitruck nearly ran her off the street. Our neighborhood is forested, no sidewalks, wider-than-2-lane streets under oak shade.

We noticed the new nazitruck in the neighborhood a couple of weeks ago.

Idiot must have thought he needed 1.5lanes for his dumpster on wheels.

Typical.

#CyberTruck #tesla #SwastiTruck #WankPanzer #douchebag