Good, good. Next, tell me there will be a 3.5mm headphone jack, swappable SD card, and user-replaceable battery and we’ll be golden.
There will be a 3.5mm headphone jack, swappable SD card, and users replaceable battery.
You bastard!
Help, I have turned to gold and cannot move or turn back.
Is your username a Black Books reference?

Yes

Hehe, well since you have good taste I’ll forgive you if you falsely raised my hopes.