I do not enjoy this timeline.
@georgetakei A literal chair would have been a better pick.
@georgetakei Now ! Now ! With her Netflix documentary, even if just a bribe, Melania is now a member of SAG so the exec producer Donald can cast her in any role he sees fit for his Reality TV show including guest starring as US Ambassador to UN during security council meeting (which Donald sees as a joke).
@georgetakei " Wake up. Wake up! Damn it, why can't I wake up! "Seriously, I think we've all had those moments this past year.
@georgetakei I wish she would stop trying to speak English.

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It seems that the USA now has its own royal family.

With its own golden palaces.

@AnnaAnthro

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Gathering footage for the sequel...

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Trump delights in trying to demean the world, but all he does is demean Americans.
@georgetakei at least she kept her clothes on๐Ÿ™ˆ
@georgetakei Looks like an empowering message for girls: "See, no matter how a miserable worker you're now, if you grow up pretty enough, you have a chance to sit in the chair of the most powerful person of the world!".
I don't know if I had to write throne, or to be specific on the kind of work, or standard of beauty. I even avoided the part of marrying a prince, we know that's pure fiction.
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The signal is clear: The #Epstein class rules the world.

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In his mind, he pulls off a stunning trick shot, pissing simultaneously on the UN, the US, women, and his wife.

I'm cheering for Melania on this one, hoping she'll do a great job, dumping his excreta back on him.

@georgetakei if Leonard Nimoy were alive heโ€™d have a goatee.
@georgetakei This says enough of what he feels the UN security council is in his eyes: a joke. His disregards for rules and agreements is like a sky elevator.

@georgetakei The tRump organized crime family does not merit indulgence, just jail.

#MakeAmericaGrateAgain

@georgetakei What happened to qualification? What does she bring to the table?
@georgetakei At least she speaks understandable English, unlike the rambling fool she's married to.
@georgetakei Trump is merely showing his contempt for the institution.