Okay, what kind of idiot buys a Bluetooth-enabled, app-controlled pizza oven which has a "digital temperature hub". MAKE IT STOP!

(not yet AI-enshittified, though. Better get on it, folks!)

#internetofcrap

THEY SELL PACKAGES OF PIZZA DOUGH BALLS, WHICH ARE FLOUR, YEAST, SALT, AND WATER, FOR $99.00 #dumb
@ai6yr to be fair, that is for 24 of them

@3janeTA These folks are incapable of mixing flour, dough, salt, and water together?

WAIT, I HAVE A GREAT STARTUP IDEA

"AI POWERED PIZZA DOUGH APPLIANCE! BLUETOOTH ENABLED! MAKES PIZZA DOUGH AUTOMATICALLY CONTROLLED BY AN APP!"

🤪

@ai6yr @3janeTA Flour for pizza dough is much finer than all-purpose flour. Still at $2.19/oz, over $19 per dough ball.

It's only $7.75 plus shipping for 1.5lbs of pizza flour.

https://www.janiesmill.com/collections/shop/products/italian-style-pizza-flour

Organic Italian-Style Pizza Flour

@rsanders @ai6yr @3janeTA
Where are you getting $2.19 an ounce?

24 dough balls weighting 9 oz each (13.5 lb total), for $99 - about $4.12 a dough ball, or $7.33 a pound of dough.

Assuming 75% hydration, that's about 7.7 lb of flour, effectively $12.80 / lb to get it already mixed into dough and portioned up.

Overpriced but not that insanely so compared to the (already quite pricey) flour you linked.

@dragonfrog @ai6yr @3janeTA You're right I did the math wrong. Thanks for correcting it!