MarsMar 4
Brooke Vibber
Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.
Mar 3 at 5:20pmWeb
Show threadMiia MustangMar 3
@bvibber Some people will try to poke holes into it to make it weaker!
Show threadRobin BobcatMar 3
@bvibber
Same thing with lawyers.
Show threadInc Hulk 🧪Mar 3
@RobinBobcat @bvibber You mean that if you see a lawyer, you know you're gonna be fu*ked?
Show threadFlesh & bone by the telephoneMar 3

@bvibber I see your point, and love this way of explaining it.

But, if someone tells me I don't need a condom, then they are right because there is absolutely no way I'm touching that even with a protective layer of rubber! 🤣

Show threadabby 🐝Mar 3
@bvibber @brooke I had to stare at this for at least a minute before realising it didn’t say unicorns
Show threadBlogfeedserMar 4
@olivvybee @bvibber @brooke Same.
Show threadBewilderedKat Mar 4

@olivvybee
Omg! I didn't realize it didn't say unicorns until I saw this   

I was reading through the replies to understand what the reasoning was for everyone to need a unicorn if they're told they don't need one. Unions make so much more sense... 🧠

@bvibber @brooke

Show threadEndlessMasonMar 4
@olivvybee @bvibber @brooke
Thank you for this, i was about to order a plushy
Show threadcraignicolMar 3
@bvibber @otfrom if you're gonna get fucked, get protection.
Show threadNohaironheedMar 3
@bvibber Unless that union is in the UK and "works in partnership" with the employer. You're better off going it alone rather than throwing your money away on those boot lickers. Those are the kind of condoms you've you've found in an old wallet at the back of a drawer from 20 years ago.
Show threadfood in trainingMar 3
@bvibber unions are like condoms, if someone tries to tell you you don't need one don't have sex with them
Show threadSin VegaMar 3
@taq @bvibber for a wonderful, terrible moment, I read this as "unicorns"
Show threadSaustrupMar 3
@bvibber I read "onions". Still true though.
Show threadpkprotoplasmMar 3

@bvibber Hey wait, the law says I’m not even allowed to be in one!

A union, I mean…

Show threadPeach FaeMar 4
@bvibber oh course, you often don’t really find you needed one until after you’ve been fvcked…
Show threadAdara AstinMar 4
@bvibber Ah, yes: the Venn diagram of unions, condoms, and N95 masks.
Show threadunsponsorMar 4
@AdaraAstin stay safe out there
Show thread🫧 socialcoding..Mar 8

@bvibber

Contracting corporate transmissable disease is no fun. Better safe than sorry.