Okay, here's an update on my quest to find a USB power delivery solution that contains a minimal amount of lies.
All the "820W GAN Charger" etc products on Amazon, Ali, Ebay etc are made of lies, they can deliver maximum output on one port only and as soon as you connect a second port they die in the arse.
So, previous post was a Type-A delivery board that really can run all four channels. Onward!
This (https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_c3jXwvV5) is a 4-way Type-C module with each port rated for 65W. At 20V and 3A it comes close enough that I'll give it a pass. The voltage sags a bit from 20v to around 19v but giving the benefit of the doubt I will attribute this to my utter garbage lash-up of load cabling.
Recommended, you will not regret putting 240 watts in your trousers.
Our next contestant is a 100W dual output charger. I just tested the USB-C port, it really does deliver 100W and safely shuts down if I try to draw more. https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_c3lTcROR

PinePower, A 65W GaN Power Supply The portable PinePower packs plenty of power in a very compact design. It is capable of powering or charging multiple PINE64 devices; such as the Pinebook Pro, PinePhone and the PineTime simultaneously. If you’re interested in getting the Pinecil, our soldering iron, then we highly recommend the PinePower to ensure optimal power delivery.
Our next contestant is a 100W dual output charger. I just tested the USB-C port, it really does deliver 100W and safely shuts down if I try to draw more.
This 140W dual-port USB-PD board could only deliver 100W at 20 volts. It supports 28v so maybe it can do 140W at 28v, but I don't have any 28v PD sinks. So this one gets a conditional pass.
This one is the real McCoy. It promises 140W and it really does deliver 7 amps at 20 volts. The 5.5mm barrel connector cable (rated for 2.5A) got a little warm there, so use those fat pads instead!
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005008159519122.html
ETA: this one has an I2C port, so one could monitor its usage using a microcontroller or computer, to understand what it is up to. Or add an LCD screen, for example. Many of the chips used in chargers support an I2C control/status interface, but very few of the modules that you can buy wire it up.
And now THE MAIN EVENT. Dual 140W USB-C ports. 280 watts under your skirt for all your mad science needs.
And it DELIVERS. https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_c4kTltc7
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ETA: this little board promises 65W but i ran it up to 100w before it shut itself down safely.
@Unixbigot Can you be trusted with this power?
Hopefully no, that sounds boring. BE THE RECKLESS POWER MAD ROBOCROC CREATOR YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.