Okay, here's an update on my quest to find a USB power delivery solution that contains a minimal amount of lies.
All the "820W GAN Charger" etc products on Amazon, Ali, Ebay etc are made of lies, they can deliver maximum output on one port only and as soon as you connect a second port they die in the arse.
So, previous post was a Type-A delivery board that really can run all four channels. Onward!
This (https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_c3jXwvV5) is a 4-way Type-C module with each port rated for 65W. At 20V and 3A it comes close enough that I'll give it a pass. The voltage sags a bit from 20v to around 19v but giving the benefit of the doubt I will attribute this to my utter garbage lash-up of load cabling.
Recommended, you will not regret putting 240 watts in your trousers.
Our next contestant is a 100W dual output charger. I just tested the USB-C port, it really does deliver 100W and safely shuts down if I try to draw more. https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_c3lTcROR

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