Hey, US folks, today is #election day for both party primaries. Yes, we still only have the two. (Someone put me in contact with the Monster Raving Loonies, let’s make it international and I’ll run for president. MissConstrue, she can’t possibly be as bad as those guys, or just get out and let a woman fix it, sheesh. Solid slogans, I think.) (Because the US is clearly ready for an ethnically indecipherable socialist woman of certain age and philosophical views to lead them into the future. Ha!)

In any case, your choices are two, and two shall be the counting, so if thou hast not voted, get upon thine ass and go. Go now. Do it!

#vote #primary2026 #gop #dem #uspol #elections #YourVoteMatters