Mike Perham 

I'm getting github failures like 50% of the time now, Actions failing, pushes failing. GitHub engineering appears to be on a path to technical incompetence and irrelevance.

What the hell is going on over there?

Mar 3 at 7:30pmWeb
Show threadMike Perham Mar 3
I've never believed the conventional wisdom that you need 100% uptime. For almost all services, users can handle small bits of downtime for DB migrations and other "hard" changes.

But that means 99.9% uptime, not 50% uptime.
Show threadRichard BairwellMar 3
@getajobmike What's the Microslop mantra? "Embrace. Extend. Extinguish"
Show threadJason GarberMar 3
@getajobmike “Copilot”
Show threadJamie GaskinsMar 3
@getajobmike Vibe coding, I assume
Show threadRyan BiggMar 3
@getajobmike Microsoft
Show threadJohan HalseMar 3
@getajobmike maybe they were on to something with their funny themed rooms, barista corner, and boozy fridays? We used to laugh at it but it seems to produce better results than button-up shirts and TPS reports
Show threadMichael GlennMar 3
@getajobmike I'm getting the same sense. Are there particular patterns or failures you're seeing?
Show threadMs NgoMar 3
@getajobmike Microslop, if I had to guess.