Whenever I do an absolute monster turd, I always give the small flush a chance to prove itself. The amount of times the small flush gets the job done is truly remarkable and I always give the loo a little nod of appreciation for its efforts.
@fesshole This is propbably a good idea. But to make sure you're doing this in a proper, Fesshole-y way, you'll need to keep a chart next to the loo with water saved and a 'score' for each flush.