Stupid Microsoft translation for today:

T-SQL function "sin" (aka sinus)

translated to German as "SÜNDE" (sin, the religious thing)
Oh wait there's even more, some of them even come with "helpful" disambiguations

"abs" -> "ABS (Antiblockiersystem)"
"Asin" -> "ASIN (Amazon-Standard-Identifikationsnummer)"
"power" -> "Energie"
"floor" -> "Boden"
@Johann150 ​​ i see you are working diligently huh
@puniko this was so stupid i just had to post about it