Chloé 🥕

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https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/39380291

Mar 3 at 2:58pmWeb
Show threadSanctimoniousApeMar 3
Love the missing Oxford Comma, implying ass and boobs are effectively one and the same option.
Show threadSlein4273Mar 3
I have no idea about english grammar anymore but i read it as guys, (and) ass or boobs
Show threadIronfacebusterMar 3

It’s a really good joke all around because the original sentence would be read as “asking all guys:” but the first response you read subverts that leading to the missing Oxford comma

10/10 would chuckle again

Show threadashenoneMar 3
Boobs? You mean front butts?
Show threadthethunderwolfMar 4
no, it’'s phrased as the question “ass or boobs” being asked to to “guys”
Show threadKacarottMar 4
I thought so at first too, but then realised that “ass or boobs” being both predominantly female traits, excludes people who prefer guys, so it might genuinely be just a more inclusive form of the classic question
Show threadthethunderwolfMar 4

so it might genuinely be just a more inclusive form of the classic question

no, if this is what is meant then there is a grammatical error: “guys, tits, or ass?” would mean that, but “guys, tits or ass?” grammatically would mean, as i said, the question “ass or boobs” being asked to to “guys”.

oxford comma

Show threadSlein4273Mar 3
All three?
Show threadQuinnyCodedMar 3
curvy femboy? hell yeah
Show threadmaria [she/her]Mar 3
Chloe!!! <3 heyhi dear Chloe 🥕 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Show threadChloé 🥕Mar 3
hiiiiiii mariaaaa!!! ^w^ ^w^ 🧡
Show threadmaria [she/her]Mar 4

hmmmm chloé 🥕say, are u more of a coffee- or tea kinda person?

(ive been “getting into” tea recently >v< )

Show threadChloé 🥕Mar 4

tbh i don’t drink either 😅

uuh, I guess im more of a juice person? :3

Show threadmaria [she/her]Mar 4

oh…,… but juice is sugary stuff.,… imean, yea… i get it…

what do u drink besides sugary kinda drinks?..

Show threadmaria [she/her]Mar 3
so like - personality and boob come bundled?..
Show threadrnercleMar 3
no. They’re lying.
Show threadanswersplease77Mar 4
the first one chose guys
Show threadfroufoxMar 4
feet + personality
Show threadirelephant [he/him]Mar 4
This is when a colon is useful
Show threadGladaedMar 4
As in when you say guys? :3
Show threadcaptainlezbianMar 4
Ok yeah I’m the girl on the right lol