Brian Jopek
Asked how long he expected the U.S. to wage war against Iran, Trump said, “However long it takes for people to stop asking if I raped that 13-year-old.” - Andy Borowitz
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Mar 2 at 7:31pmWeb
Show threadDr GMar 2

@BrianJopek

Does Andy Borowitz have a hidden mic in Mar-a-Loco?

Show threadBadtux the Snarky PenguinMar 2
@EthicalProfessor @BrianJopek And does The Onion have a crystal ball? https://theonion.com/trump-creates-makeshift-situation-room-in-mar-a-lago-sauna/
Trump Creates Makeshift Situation Room In Mar-A-Lago Sauna

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Show threadDr GMar 2

@badtux @BrianJopek

Sure looks like it!

Show threadTobias 🌒🌕🌘Mar 2
@BrianJopek send the entire GOP to the front lines. All of them. Be sure they lead every charge, face the 'enemy', and quite literally do the grunt work.
Show threadzendao42Mar 4
@BrianJopek
It'll only be over when he stops breathing