amniotic druid100% tru btw
eezeebeePart 2 of this meme is where I say that women want skinny men with good eyeliner and men want tall, buff women with abs. Stay tuned, it’s premiering 8PM CST
rockerface🇺🇦As a bisexual man, both points are true
Would I lie?
MinnesotaGoddamYou ain’t wrong. I have gorgeous eyes (my lashes are the one area I’ve got lush hair. They’re as long as fake lashes) and back when I was skinny I got occasional model work.
HolytimesOne of my litmus tests for men in a relationship is whether or not they’ll permit me to give them a piggyback ride. If their ego is too fragile, then that’s usually a dealbreaker lol
but then mascara starts running when the lifts get strong
40 hours a week on makeup? I need to step up my game. I’m only spending 4.5 hours a day on my makeup.
When I get home from work I want to have to hunt for my spouse. Full camo makeup or nothing
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 On one hand, I don’t find huge muscles attractive.
On the other, I would find it attractive if someone could pick me up and carry my 6’6’', 260lbs ass one handed like a toddler.
Midnight WolfThis right here.
I need an androgynous guy that has the waistline of one of my legs (I’m a bear, okay), , but the strength to toss me across the room into bed while simultaneously carrying our dinner on a platter in the other hand, without even a change in their breaths.
Unf, yes.
Muscles are so attractive though, most gymbros just overdo it. I’m thinking more greek god/statue, less Arnold.
Yes please.
I would find it attractive if someone could pick me up and carry my 6’6’’ 260lbs ass like a toddler
Aspirational, this is why I lift.
Can confirm, I find women who wear loud makeup instead of going leaps and bounds for the expensive “no makeup” makeup look quite attractive 🌈
It’s okay for eyeshadow to have colors