BenI don't mean to brag, but my family uses so many forks
Sam 
@TheBreadmonkey But are they all forks you can eat with, or are most of them forks you seem to have collected over the years without knowing how or why, and the only thing they are good for is beating eggs or fishing shreds of cauliflower out of the kitchen sink because you wouldn't want to put them in your mouth?
Mostly mouth forks, although one is a disgusting thin weird mess who I hate and another belongs to Poseidon and is for defence against home invasion
@TheBreadmonkey I also have a fork that belongs to Poseidon.
It is the only fork I can put in my mouth.
If it is not available, I will use my spork (belongs to Athena) or my foon (belongs to Hephaestus).
@TheBreadmonkey Thinking about it, we also have a thin weird mess whom I hate.
It looks like its name is Charles, pronounced "Charals."
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