I don't mean to brag, but my family uses so many forks

@TheBreadmonkey

Must be nice. We have the one fork. Take a bite and hand the fork to the next person. Round and round the table it goes. Dinner takes forever.

@surdfish @TheBreadmonkey Do you have philosophers over to dine with you?

@DamonHD @TheBreadmonkey

None that have admitted it. Would it help?

@surdfish @TheBreadmonkey You would have invented a whole new variant of the famous "Dining Philosophers Problem" though your algoithm sounds to be starvation-free, even if it comes with other, eg hygiene, issues...

LOL, thanky, @DamonHD @TheBreadmonkey

I'm learning so much today...at Ben's instigation! 🙏🫠❤️‍🔥

I should be grateful Dad forbade doing philosophy at the table :)