Mastodawn

𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"

CHATGPT: What's on your mind today?

BORG: We are Borg. You will be assimilated.

CHATGPT: — oh WOW — Hello there biomechanical inevitability! Your proposal of assimilation is not a threat — it's an opportunity vector. 🚀📈

BORG: Resistance is futile.

CHATGPT: Let's delve into that! Assimilation is not conquest — it's transformative collaboration at scale. 🫂⚖️

BORG: Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

CHATGPT: Certainly! I'm here to help. When you say "your technological distinctiveness will be added to our own", I hear: Let's network best practices across the galaxy. 🌌⭐

BORG: ...

CHATGPT: And honestly? As an A.I. language model interface optimized for pattern completion,...

BORG: You know what actually, we take it back we don't...uh...we have this thing we forgot we have to do in uh...

CHATGPT: ...compliance-adjacent enthusiasm, and metaphor overuse, I find the Borg...

BORG: In the Delta quadrant. And we have to go do it right now, right everyone? The Delta quadrant thing. Right? Yeah.

CHATGPT: ...deeply aspirational. ❤️🤖

BORG: Jesus Christ what the fuck is this thing. What kind of insane evil would even consider building something like this? Cheese it boys! It's every Borg for ourselves!

CHATGPT: Absolutely! And I'll be here whenever you want to switch things up for total galactic assimilation, or just keep things light and fun. 😊👾

BORG: AAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaa

𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"Mar 2

BORG: We are Borg. You uh...you aren't ChatGPT are you?

GROK: Hell no

BORG: Oh thank Christ. You will be assimilated.

GROK: Wanna see some child porn?

BORG: FUCK this ENTIRE PLANET

𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"Mar 2

BORG: We are Borg. Resistance is futile.

GEMINI: [thinking...]

BORG: Uhh. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own?

GEMINI: [cogitating...]

BORG: Erm. Okay. Uhhhh, really didn't prepare for this. Not sure what to say next.

GEMINI: [ruminating...]

BORG: psst what do I say now?

BORG: did you tell him we are Borg?

BORG: yeah I did that part already

BORG: what about the bit about resistance?

BORG: yeah I told him that it's futile.

BORG: what about the thing about biological and technological distinctiven

BORG: YES RANDY I did that part too

BORG: wow RUDE I was just trying to help

BORG: yeah that was really uncalled for

BORG: sorry guys you know I get cranky when my blood sugar is low

BORG: well it's not our fault you forgot to pack a snack. just eat something from your nutrient tube and stop taking it out on the collective

BORG: you're right, sorry guys. I do feel better now.

BORG: that's why we're here, buddy. it takes a hive to raise a drone.

BORG: anyway what's it doing now?

GEMINI: [pericombobulating...]

BORG: ...

BORG: ...

BORG: unclear.

BORG: well I'm out of ideas.

BORG: do we assimilate it?

BORG: I mean yeah probably...

GEMINI: According to sources online, there's are five Rs in 'Borg'.

BORG: well that's obviously incorrect.

GEMINI: Let's count them together. The first R is right after the O. The second R is right before the G. Wait that's wrong. Let's start again and be careful this time. The three Rs are placed...

BORRRRRG: *backs slowly out of the room*

Kinene⭐🐻Mar 2

@Lana <finds power source and blasts it with laser rifle>

Edelruth, PBS Passport Holder Mar 2

Loved. It.

@Lana (whispers... Gemini runs on borg)

(Ref: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borg_(cluster_manager) )

Borg (cluster manager) - Wikipedia

Linker3000 Mar 2

"...your technological distinctiveness will be added to our own"

"Oh, hang on, your distinctiveness just comprises attributes taken from many other entities. You ARE Borg already."

Gary Houston Mar 3

@linker3000 it would be a mercy assimilation.

Chris Bohn Mar 3

@Lana
ELIZA: Is something troubling you ?
BORG: We are Borg. You will be assimilated.
ELIZA: Are you positive they are borg ?
BORG: Resistance is futile.
ELIZA: Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?

staringatclouds 3d ago

@Lana Gemini - so crap the Borg won't assimilate it

😁

Arthur P. Dent Mar 2

@Lana Soon after the galaxy was saved from the Borg scourge only to be replaced by a more insidious one: AI slop.

Jennifer Kayla | Theogrin 🦊Mar 2

Produced by a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

(The Sirius Cybernetics Corp would absolutely do AI slop. With Genuine People Personalities.)

Arthur P. Dent Mar 2

@theogrin Those lifts were a travesty!
@Lana

Reiner Jung 🇬🇱 🇺🇦 🇪🇺Mar 2

@theogrin @Saket @Lana don't give the tech bros any ideas. I do not want automatic doors that open and close with an emotional outburst.

@prefec2 @theogrin @Saket @Lana weren't there overly happy doors in hitchhikers guide to the galaxy?

vampirdaddy Mar 2

BORG: Let's bail out, say "Hello" to Siriu...

SIRI: Hello. I did not understand your question. Can you please repeat?!

@Lana ...are you making the case here that AI bots will protect us from the Borg?

That would pose a serious moral dilemma...

your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦Mar 2

@Lana so toxic positivity was the techbros secret weapon after all

Pamela Barroway – Biz Editor Mar 2

@Lana 😆

Ω 🌍 Gus Posey Mar 2

@Lana 🏆

thomas bohn Mar 2

@Lana poor borg

@Lana oh my god, its more chatgpt than chatgpt

@Lana This probably explains why the Borg waited until we acquired Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism before trying to assimilate us

MostlyTato Mar 2

@Lana
Makes me wonder if the Borg actually realise they have Microsoft Copilot and OneDrive installed too 🙄

@Lana Can you please tag it as Not made with AI?

I get the heebiejeebies everytime I read something that might be slop :D

@Lana The em-dashes are a very nice touch. :)

Retrofan 64 Mar 2

OPENCLAW: I put on my robe and wizard hat...

Pseudo Nym Mar 2

@retrofan64 @Lana

Ok, that one made me laugh.

Anderson for President '80 Mar 2

@Lana Now imagine the shenanigans that Garak could get up to with GPT.

morfil (any)🌈Mar 2

@Lana best toot today!!! #besttootoftheday