BenI don't mean to brag, but my family uses so many forks
Nick@TheBreadmonkey My child takes teaspoons to school for their yoghurt and leaves them there. School must have millions of teaspoons. I assume they sell them for scrap to fund end of term drinks for the teachers.
SupermoosieWhere at work places the teaspoons just disappear.
The case of the disappearing teaspoons: longitudinal cohort study of the displacement of teaspoons in an Australian research institute
Objectives To determine the overall rate of loss of workplace teaspoons and whether attrition and displacement are correlated with the relative value of the teaspoons or type of tearoom. Design Longitudinal cohort study. Setting Research institute ...
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey
The only scientific research i to teaspoon loss, has the following hypothesis.
"We propose a somewhat more speculative theory (with apologies to Douglas Adams and Veet Voojagig). Somewhere in the cosmos, along with all the planets inhabited by humanoids, reptiloids, walking treeoids, and superintelligent shades of the colour blue, a planet is entirely given over to spoon life-forms. Unattended spoons make their way to this planet, slipping away through space to a world where they enjoy a uniquely spoonoid lifestyle, responding to highly spoon oriented stimuli, and generally leading the spoon equivalent of the good life."