we're getting closer! but I care mostly about speech production!
old: blockchain spam
bold: actual chain spam
shit! fuck! the ad algorithm has figured me out! fuck!
me when I have to kill this guy because he didn't say Schuko is best
you really want to avoid going into this type thing unprepared and potentially making an ass of yourself

this isn't really *that* funny, it's just haha ebay selling me optocouplers for some reason

but I always thought DIP packages looked like cute lil guys and this one especially so

his name is Big Dipper and I love him #blender #b3d
pairs well with some exciting music, like https://soundcloud.com/javiniceday/two-feet-and-a-heartbeat
Two Feet and a Heartbeat

Your servers were empty but your soundtrack was a bop Rest In Peace, Runbow

SoundCloud

the 3D scene for this looks pretty funny

idk what is a grease pencil, I just scrawled the face and eyes on a bunch of planes that I hide and show

anyways learn 3D it's really fun and extremely rewarding
I am once again asking what The Algorithm is trying to tell me
??????
so how much is it. how much do i need

uhhh

that's a wee bit ominous

it's just GOING right now

is this because I keep looking at (though not clicking lol) the cursed ads only so it gives me more of those

I've been wondering about this
i don't know much estonian but I know enough estonian to find this at least slightly funny
I wonder, if you know a ton of languages, do you just walk the world constantly amused at a word in language A meaning a funny thing in language B

???

?????

Insulting Noodle Reference
apparently, the Insulting Noodle Reference is specifically a banner put up by the power company headquarters (in response to criticism of some kind from residents? I guess?), reading "You enjoyed the free noodles provided by the Wolsong Headquarters during the cherry blossom marathon, didn’t you!", which yeah actually that is pretty insulting
nice try trisolaris
if I was in the UK and anywhere near The Donkey Sanctuary, this ad might get me
yeah they don't drive without one and driving is sort of the whole point of them
there's so many things here
* Who the hell buys lobsters on ebay
* This isnt even the right ebay for my region
* The text just cuts off
* The illustration shows a gopro and some camera drone?
* Also two weird emblems? coins??
* And everything is weirdly off center, there's just nothing to the left, as if someone randomly cut this from a larger image???
o-okay?
I don't want that? I in fact want the opposite of that? can I pay you to close down your office?
labubu bubble is popping

I finally clicked through (they got me! they finally got me!) and the four fruits are apples, plums, kiwi, and pear which like

Peeling plums for any reason feels like extremely out there behaviour for me, apples and pears, well, you might for cooking or baking but if you're just eating them probably not, kiwis keeping the skin on feels like the deranged option but I guess I'm willing to try?

YOU TAKE THAT BACK
saitama man strikes again

I can't even focus on whatever the headline is beyond this incredible illustration image

save Ryan ;_;

can someone from korea explain to me what the hell this illustration is supposed to mean
bad day for the chinese state and also the entire concept of private rockets
the definitely real and not made up Human Interest stories on Kenyan English Speaking Yellow Press Website That I Keep Getting In My Edge New Tab Summary are so much funnier than anything the local press has to offer
Bizarre Milkshake Injury
perfect crop, no notes
@halcy a lot of arseposting this week as it turns out