Enormous ute? That's a paddlin'.
Nothing in the tray? That's a paddlin'.
It's a Ranger? That's a paddlin'.
It's matte black? You'd best believe that's a paddlin'.

@benno 4 paddlings?

That means time to slash tyres I reckon

@stufromoz @benno Paddlin' then Araldite their bums to the seat of a Lada Niva
@benno I recommend stronger punishment than paddling. Pour encourager les autres
@benno straight to jail right away
@benno parked in a handicap spot? Paddlin'

@benno Saw one the other day with nothing in the tray, but a trailer with a small table in it.

Didn't wanna scuff up that pretty paint I guess.

Big utes for dud roots.

@benno I like it when they have to reverse out of their parking space so their passengers can get in. πŸ˜‚