Yeah, me and my wife are still married. No amount of random bystander disagreement will change that.
Partnership is a very grassroots thing. It predates modern humans, and it will persist long after. An organization that fails to recognize self-defined partnerships is self defeating. I might as well argue that my own feet don’t exist.
I disagree! You don’t exist therefore are not married!

You don’t exist therefore are not married!

The lesser known principle of Descartes.

Yeah but are you two hot? If so doesn’t count ofc.