SrolI don't think #monsterdon is the time to try a scam with the line "The Mastodon team is excited to inform you that your content is capturing the audience's attention." Not when I'm making the dumbest posts I ever made.
... how many heads?
This movie loves Chrono Trigger noises
Hercules: Is it green?
Circe: What do you mean?
Hercules: The island of Thira. Is it green?
Circe: *laughing* It's a good island.
*Hercules gets there and it's green*
Feels like this announcer is building to a "Next time on Dragonball Z"
Full disclosure, somewhere in between the three headed dragon and Circe dying, I did fall asleep. I'm sure what I missed was terribly important. #monsterdon
Every tenth line, Minos comes REALLY CLOSE to sounding like Brian Blessed. It's such a tease. I wish he were Brian Blessed.
That is some sensual crank turning
She turned to dust. Probably because of reasons.
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