"You'll accompany my daughter Cassiopeia to Athens.

"This is no easy task. She won't shut up about fashion, makeup, and perfume. Good luck, Hercules!"

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"You think so?"

"Ummmmmmm, no." ?!?!?!?!?!?

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"Why do you wear a veil, Cassiopeia?"

"Because then people can't tell I am a 40-year old actor!"

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I have subtitles on and the dialogue is soooo different from the subs. It's weeeeird.

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DAYYYYYYY
FORRRRRRRRR
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTT!!!!!

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Hercules throws the rock into the river, and now thousands of people who live downstream are now dead. 😆

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So many like-minds tonight on the livestream, love seeing y'all

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his leer/sneer/laugh at her is HILARIOUS

"Why don't you ever feed ME to the sharks?"

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Those humpback whales are asking "Where are the nuclear wessels?"

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Zeus, hang on, the H-Hold on this witch is on the fritz again.

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Come, I will introduce you to the Sampo! #OhNo

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We're halfway, folks!

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Ahh, your blood is much better with some Tabasco and minced shallots

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Quick, someone get the Sorceress red eye remover!

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This! This is the garden of Eden!

Just these 5 square meters. The other side of the river is Out Of Bounds...

That's the Rock Quarry of Eden.

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cheezy practical effects my beloved

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I suddenly have a desire to watch Return To Oz.

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oh no the pink strobe of DOOOM!

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One scene
Two scene

Red Filter
Blue filter

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"The soul is inaccessible..."

Wow, I wasn't expecting deep philosophy from this film.

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Fear is the mind-killer, Hercules...

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The Kwisatz Hercurach

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The King of ALL of Africa. You know, the country.

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Grow, Hercules! 😏

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Why does Hercules growing sound like Q*BERT????

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Behold! The Glory Hole of Circe!

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Behold, Hercules! The rope of.... Harbor Freight!

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"Are you absolutely sure you want to come?"

ok, ok... it's time for that picture

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Me: Right through the asteroid belt!

My partner: "In the not too distant future..." 🎶

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"Dress the princess"

Subtitles: "Now, apply the dressing."

🥗

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RED FILTER
BLUE FILTER
GREEN FILTER!!!!

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@CactuarJoe nope!

Green Goddess

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Ah good, Circe's crotch-based recovery module kicked in

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Science for the sake of science!

Time to conjure Thomas Dolby!

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Hercules is suddenly on Skaro!

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Aha, she sports seashells by the Seychelles.

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"Your groom is eager to inflame your passions.

"Here, take some Benadryl first."

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"It numbs the mind and awakens the senses. It has several citrus fruits in it. We call it..... Five Alive!"

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Behold, Cassiopeia, beyond this door lies.... Fruitopia!

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"This is the phoenix - the fire bird!"

"Minos, it looks like a scale-shaped elevator."

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Will Cassiopeia turn into molten mistress?

Will Hercules throw the phoenix into the stars in time?

Find out next week on Batma--- I mean Hercules!

Same Herc-time, Same Herc-channel!

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Wait, is that music cue O Come All ye Faithful?

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"I'm all of them and none of them."

"That...that doesn't answer ANY of my questions, lady."

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And the lovers EXPLODE into SPAAAAAAAACE!

Well that was outstandingly fun/bad/hilarious. Several big belly laughs at chez Wohali.

Big thanks to @Taweret for organising tonight and all of you for voting for this film.... how had I never seen this one before?

Special thx to @JoeWynne for the trivia and @cherizilla for the bingo cards (welcome back!)

Vote for something equally awesome next week. Can't wait to watch it with y'all.

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@wohali All she had to do was say it in a sexy way, and he bought it. #Monsterdon
#Hercules1983
@wohali oh Gosh, you are right!