Does Joe the Clown always wear his make-up? Maybe it’s not make-up. Maybe that’s just the face he was born with.

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According to the trailer on #MonsterdonPreshow, Hercules comes from the depths of space. Is Mount Olympus in outer space now?

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Hercules: You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.

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Ah, yes, the four elements: Night, Day, Matter, and Air.

With these powers combined…

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When Pandora’s jar exploded, they decided a jar was too fragile, so they used a box instead.

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Who knew Hercules was a creation myth about the solar system?

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The Greek gods lived on the moon?

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How do you fuck up Greek mythology so much?

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I’ve been trying to come up with some kind of cultural appropriation joke, but I’m coming up short. Like, you’re all white people. Greek mythology is the mythology of white people. How do you fuck it up?

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