Golan-Globus sounds like a medical procedure

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Sometimes it's so easy to see which movies had LSD on set

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Earth woman: OH MY GOD MY BABY IS INFUSED WITH LIGHT

Gods: My god is right

Other humans: <rolls eyes> she's so full of herself

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That bow and arrow ought to work fine with his total lack of depth perception

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You can tell they made this movie like five minutes after someone discovered that spray painting styrofoam grey gives the appearance of stone

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Oh I see they also made this movie five minutes after someone discovered Lycra

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Helmets they can sweep a floor with later, that's so efficient when you cause mayhem on the regular

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<baby Hercules dies in the vacuum of space>

Gods: Well, crap

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Not the screeching eels!

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"He'll be like our only son"

Like, because there's only one of him

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Uhhh....what is he DOING to the tree....

Oh! He's lifting it out of the ground. Okay.

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I don't understand how he's named Hercules. Did they know who he was when they found him in the river? I thought he was a mystery baby

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That explains Ursa Major but what about Ursa Minor - does he kill a smaller bear later?

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A guy who deals with his complex emotions by plowing fields, I mean, he could choose worse ways

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Mosquitos were much bigger back then

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You could just ask him to jump really high if you want to find out if he can jump really high

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Is "taking your daughter to Athens" slang for something....?

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Wait but....how did the water get way up there....I....waht....

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Yes because this is just how flooding actually works, peoples' houses get really clean, true story

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Do her legs get tangled in that front thing when she goes swimming?

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Where did his miniskirt go

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So this is what she was up to before she married Miracle Max

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His skirt shrank bc it was made out of cotton.