jonnyCome to me #monsterdon I need you #rootpost
jonny (good kind)the reviews for hercules (1983) are impeccable
if there is one thing i am taking away from the reviews of this movie it's that i should be extremely stoned right now #monsterdon
INCREDIBLE ELEMENTS LIST #monsterdon
night and day being two of four elements is so awesome because light is not an element, only whether the thing you are riding on is in the way betwen you and light or not #monsterdon
Nazoclassic socialize the costs but privatize the benefits, creating one extremely muscular guy with no dick to rule over and protect all people instead of making all people slightly more powerful #monsterdon
creating a demigod in space and then juicing him down into an energy sphere and shoving that inside an infant's body is a completely different thing than imbuing a baby with demigod powers. you made a mech not a hero #monsterdon
knockoff starwars march soundtrack is kicking ass right now #monsterdon
gods: how can we make good win over evil. how about we make the king's baby extremely buff and dickless?
gods: but don't forget to kill its whole family and enchant a bunch of algae to try and eat it
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gods: but don't forget to kill its whole family and enchant a bunch of algae to try and eat it
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ok gods if you didn't want all your magical objects being shattered and releasing evil all over the place why don't you not just leave them floating around in space #monsterdon
when you put all your eggs in one basket by making one hero guy instead of improving all humans, you had better give him more powers than just being really buff, healing would be an obvious power for the protector of good #monsterdon
who???? ... what?? science? ??? #monsterdon
what the fuck dog???? #monsterdon
who WAS that even??? space scientist??? #monsterdon
what the fuck man this is so awesome what is going on #monsterdon
imagine how emotionally taxing it would be to roll up your entire mom in toilet paper like that #monsterdon
"oh shit we forgot to tell hercules he was supposed to triumph over evil" #monsterdon
i am shitting myself with the log crushing strategy that is incredible, who would have even thought of that #monsterdon
WHY ! WHY DID HE throw it into space!?!?!?! this movie rules #monsterdon
"we need to prove he isn't evil by sending him to a sacred place where no evil can enter and... he must clean it" #monsterdon
??????????????? #monsterdon
David Zaslavsky@jonny let's just repost this every five minutes
THE RAINBOW TO THE GATES OF HELL!?!?!?!?!?! #monsterdon
what is fucking happening #monsterdon
Xoa Grayhercules help me get my bracelet back i just lost it inside the soul of all being that resides in the center of hell #monsterdon
what the hell is any of that #monsterdon