The God Awful Movies podcast inspired me to watch the new Nic Cage movie "The Carpenter's Son", which is loosely based on the gospel of Thomas. It's so bad it's been banned in some countries apparently. #badMovies #GodAwfulMovies #movies

It felt like Smallville. Joseph (Nic Cage) is trying to keep teenage Jesus's identity and powers a secret. Jesus is learning how to use his healing power, which he discovers by accident after falling on a leper; his mere touch heals the guy.

There's a bit where teenage Jesus is chased by a hoard of zombie-like lepers asking to be healed. That made me LOL. #badMovies #GodAwfulMovies #movies

@BasementDweller3000 I quite liked the girl who played The Stranger, Isla Johnston. But yeah, baffling movie all around.

You'd be unsurprised to learn I was the only person in the theater when I saw it last year.