Mickey7

It was always my favorite spot to play golf and then I see this new sign that they put up

https://lemmy.world/post/43742519

Mar 1 at 10:08pmWeb
Show threadlugalMar 1
Every sign has a story
Show threadbus_factorMar 2
I’m guessing this is next to a golf course, and people try to keep playing the ball after it lands in the cemetery.
Show threadArchangel1313Mar 1
This was just for you.
Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Mar 1
But I have gotten so good at getting a hole in Juan! 😩
Show threadEvil_ShrubberyMar 1
Only if they stop burying ppl at golf clubs.
Show threadEnsign_CrabMar 2
Play it as it lies.
Show threadwrinkle2409Mar 2
This gives me a great idea for my future grave
Show threadmossberg590Mar 2
I mean both are a waste of space. This seems like an elegant solution.
Show threadSundrayMar 2
An even more “modest proposal” if you will.
Show threadI_Has_A_HatMar 2

You might think he was joking, and maybe OP was, but I’m certainly not. Graveyards are a massive waste of space. Respect for the dead is a really fucking weird and pointless thing our society does.

They are dead. Dead. They deserve as much respect as the ground beef you have in your freezer. There is no point in preserving their remains, or laying them in a multi-thousand dollar casket, or having a spot in the ground that will become unusable for other purposes. They. Are. Fucking. Dead. That’s not them anymore. It’s dead meat. It’s fucking asinine to waste so many acres of land on dead meat.