At some stage of our lives, most kiwis have gone through the holiday ritual of setting up a tent in a grassy field next to a beach. But how much should park operators charge you for the privilege? I would've thought $25 to $30 pp would cover it. But I was wrong.

Pāpāmoa Holiday Park is charging $357.75 per night for the 2027 season for a sandy patch of grass. A luxury hotel room would be cheaper and more comfortable.

Around five years ago, Aussie company Tasman Holiday Parks starting buying NZ camp grounds -- they now own eleven of the things!

While initially promising that "nothing will change", Tasman have introduced "surge pricing" in an obvious attempt to gouge kiwi campers. Their pricing is dynamic so you can't see prices until you fill in the booking form.

The tradition of Kiwi camping has been enshittified by greedy Aussies. Who saw that coming?

https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360942763/taking-spirit-away-kiwi-camping-would-you-pay-almost-360-night-beachside-patch-grass

#NZ #Enshittification #Papamoa #TasmanHolidayParks

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@BobLefridge This is shitty, but holy cow I do *not* understand the kiwi holiday camping thing! 😆
Everyone crowds together in an open field with like 2 trees. Half bring an entire motorhome, the rest have such fancy setups they may as well just be in their backyard. Aside from being beachside, what is the appeal?

It looks more like a tent city or music festival than camping. More chaotic than just being at home. I would not be able to relax in that environment.

That said, I'm happy that kiwis love it, and glad they get out and enjoy their way. (if you need me, I'll be off in the woods)