What are they supposed to do, really? They already have NATO on their doorstep and they’re currently fighting a war…
Will someone think of the poor Russians!

Russia beats neighbor in the face.

Russia: “Stop making me do this, everyone!”

Continues to beat neighbor in the face, who just won’t go down.

Russia : Come on guys, you’re mean! Why are you making me do this!

China, looking on, rubs forehead and shakes their head. “Yes, that is our ally. Yep…” Gazes to a VERY drunk US shooting wildly.