Pankil RichardsWhile the exact number of Houris -or heavenly virgins- the Supreme Leader and His Top Leaders are eligible for is not exact, each of them will be allowed several.
Let us be conservative, say: just 42.
And but no no no… not just regular virgins but, Supreme-notched to Top-notched virgins. Oh Yes.
And so:
Supreme Leader: 42 Supreme Virgins
40 Top Leaders: 40 x 42 [ummm. hmmm. oooooffs. shit no. swishhhhwsgh. thunk thunk clank, yessssss! [sound of calculations on one hand]]
= 1680 Top Virgins
Now, some Leaders may be secretly Gay (it happens folks, don’t You! judge The, Man(s)).
And so:
OMG, Are there Gay virgins? [ummm. hmmm. oooooffs. shit no. swishhhhwsgh. thunk thunk clank. clank. clank. wtf. shit. piss. what? clank. wank. vvank vvankvvank vvankitty vvank…] Fcku.
God knows!
And so:
We need to focus instead, then, on exactly: How much Gasoline prices will fluctuate, now, Folks.