Michael Stanclift

Everyone wants to be a dad until they’re up at 2am cleaning their kid’s vomit off the floor and walls.

By everyone I mean me.

Mar 1 at 4:32pmWeb
Show threadKevin Patrick Doyle 🍅🥫Mar 1

@vmstan *sighs*

“This is why every child should come with a user manual”

Show threadBill FellowsMar 1
@vmstan Every day is Father's day
Show threadDeborah Rose ❌👑Mar 1
@vmstan Generally those tasks are left for mom, so good on you.
Show threadMichael StancliftMar 1
@DebErupts he alerted her, she woke me up, she took one look and almost added to the mess.
Show threadDrew Johnson Mar 1

@vmstan sorry, friend. That’s rough.

Hope kiddo gets better!

Show threadDaryl the AdminMar 1

@vmstan All dads have been there.

Solidarity.

Show threadMichael StancliftMar 1
@djwfyi it's why we get paid the big bucks.
Show threadDaryl the AdminMar 1
@vmstan You're getting paid?
Show threaddch  Mar 1
@vmstan #DadOps Like a Boss we’re there in virtual moral support
Show threadJeffMar 1
@vmstan No kids, but I was cleaning up dog vomit with plushy stuffing bits last night. Smelled great.
Show threadMichael StancliftMar 1
@box464