Mastodawn

My washing machine doesn’t need Wi-Fi.
It's a feature that I would regret.
I just need a way to wash my pants.
Not show them to the Internet.

My oven doesn't need Wi-Fi.
I'd value that least of all.
It's already shielded from getting too hot.
It doesn't need another firewall.

My fridge does not need Wi-Fi.
That is just not useful for me.
I want a place to chill my food.
Not chat via TCP/IP.

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Heather

@neil Ha ha! We have a tumble drier with wifi because only through the app can you use the scheduling function, which I usually do use to take advantage of cheaper power overnight. A simple delay function, like my washing machine has, would be just as good. It's a con by the tumble drier manufacturer, but the actual machine is good and v low power anyway as it uses a heat pump so I grit my teeth and use the app.