I'm old af, but the whole concept of having to "root" or "jailbreak" phones is still weird to me. You mean, as in controlling what's on MY phone that I bought and paid for with MY own money? What's next, am I going to have to learn an ancient spell to put support soles inside my own shoes? To fight a dragon to put *vegan* butter on the bread I bought, because the manufacturer think it tastes better with regular butter? Capital punishment for changing the oil in my own car?