I'm so old I remember when the internet didn't have commercials.
@kibcol1049 I'm so old I remember when the internet was in black and white and they played an mp3 of the national anthem before it shut down every night.
@geospacedman @kibcol1049 I'm so old, I remember when the Internet was black and green...
@trouble @geospacedman @kibcol1049 Wasn't there a time when the internet was a line printer? Before my time, but I recall whispers from the founding folks.
@AncTreat5358 @geospacedman @kibcol1049 I think you mean teletypes (i.e /dev/tty), but yes. I am not that old. I have never used punch card or tape either.

@trouble @AncTreat5358 @geospacedman @kibcol1049

I have both programmed with punchcards, and maintained supercomputers with tape. I may be an Elder. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€˜πŸΌπŸ₯³. Why I remember when we telnet into each others bbs, and we liked it!

@MissConstrue @trouble @geospacedman @kibcol1049 Oh what stories you must have!

@AncTreat5358 @trouble @geospacedman @kibcol1049

One of the "funniest" is when I worked on supercomputers at 3InitialCorp, which was a very buttoned down, blue suit red tie kinda place, but I worked in the servers, so I dressed like a geek; concert tshirts, jeans, doc martins, visible tattoos, weird hair. I was young...early 20s...so about 40 years ago, pre dotcom.

I got a typed letter, hand signed by an executive, which I still have somewhere, which "reminded" me that the dress code for women was knee length skirts, panty hose, heels, well coifed hair, and manicured nails.

And I invited the executive & HR down to the pit with it's wire grate walkways, and pointed up and said "You're telling me to wear skirt and heels and walk around on that? You wanna run that past your lawyer first, or should I call mine?" They changed the dress code to casual for my dept.

And people want to know why there weren't a lot of women in tech in the beginning. Huh. Weird, that.

@MissConstrue @AncTreat5358 @trouble @geospacedman @kibcol1049 I didn't even know they made heels with steel toecaps.

@woe2you @AncTreat5358 @trouble @geospacedman @kibcol1049 OMG! Do you realize how big the market for those would be? Drag queens alone could float the business. Now, the heels have to be reinforced steel too though, so when someone grabs you, and you stomp down on their instep, it really makes an impression, as it were.

Defensively armored, tactical assault heels....yes, yes I think it could work!

@MissConstrue @woe2you @AncTreat5358 @trouble @geospacedman @kibcol1049
I'd think minimizing the area of the lower end of the high heel would be sufficient.