Getting sucked inside the jumanji game for 30 years doesn’t sound so bad at this point
@cmconseils Count me in! I'd rather dodge wild jungle animals than deal with *points at everything all around*

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stepping into a fairy ring and shit talking the fairies seems like a good alternative

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Not everyone can pull off wearing a turtle shell hat though. 😛

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There's a 'pithy' remark to be made here, I'm sure.

@John Captain! Jack Sparrow used them for something different tho. @cmconseils
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Just one guy trying to shoot us?? Sounds idyllic, really.
@cmconseils I would definitely give it a try.
@cmconseils Isn't that basically getting lost in the nearest jungle ?