Them: Can you give it a rest with all the corny puns?

Me: What’re you gonna do? Call the crops?

@dgar all pain and no grain
@dgar
You were so close! Cull the crops.
Agggggghhhh... 🤦

...riculture
@dgar I'm thinking creamed corny puns...
@dgar
Them: oh shuck up!
@dgar and ask for bale when you are arrested?