Human brain cells on a chip learned to play Doom in a week

Neuron-powered computer chips can now be easily programmed to play a first-person shooter game, bringing biological computers a step closer to useful applications

New Scientist
@Viss Not to speak this into existence, but given existing organoid research, I'm kind of surprised the Worst People You Know haven't picked this up and run with it yet.
@Viss Like, why use a kajillion GPUs when you can just grow a brain in a vat and make it delete your emails?
@theorangetheme yes this will totally work out fine!
@Viss Ron Howard voice: "But it didn't work out fine."