“Why don’t we ask Claude”

Why don’t we hire Ernst & Young to finish A Song of Ice and Fire?

@flyingsaceur I can slam my head against the keys of a typewriter, if that's the quality they want.

@howtophil even if EY were good at their job, they would be bad at the task, and the task is a waste of time because it’s a story about tortured magic dragons and it’s all make believe so the ending is whatever you want it to be

Now you know everything you need to know to be a consultant except a VP who owes your uncle a favor at the Big Four