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I finally found the secret asexual training base!
Feb 28 at 1:22amWeb
Show threadKonomi KittenFeb 28
@alice goes up and knocks on the door
Show threadRootWyrm 🇺🇦Feb 28
@alice godfuckingdamnit. I TOLD them we weren't *THAT* invisible. But did they listen? Noooooooo. "We're invisible! Nobody will notice!"
WELL GUESS WHAT! They noticed!
Show threadEndlessMasonFeb 28
@alice
Ace hypno porn
Show threadPretergeekFeb 28
@alice It took me decades to start my training because I couldn't find it.
Show threadEd NealFeb 28
@alice …was it hidden behind countless pizza boxes?
(an aroace friend told me about the carbs quips, but as a demi I'm only half-sure
(Hadn't heard "naydar" though, like it!))
Show threadUncool mouseFeb 28
@alice no one told me about this! Is this why it took me so long to figure out I'm one myself?!
Show threadIngrid!!Feb 28
@alice Look the training space has free garlic bread, making it the best training base an asexual could want (hi me I'm the "an asexual" in question)
Show threadTockFeb 28
@alice In 1972, a grey commando unit was sent to prison by a kangaroo court for a crime they didn't commit. These people promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the cis-het underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive by being awesome people. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The Ace Team.
Show threadBiggles 20X6!Feb 28
@alice they're the people you do *not* fuck with
Show threadBewilderedKat Mar 2

@alice
*sees caption*
I wonder which one they found...

*sees picture*
Ah, _that_ one...